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| this is my last entry on this xanga so i will leave you with this...

my new xanga is www.xanga.com/joshlowe | | |
| i found this while taking defensive driving online. read it chumps...
Texas has imposed new fines for littering from your vehicle that might give new meaning to the Texas Department of Transportation's slogan, "Don't Mess with Texas." These new fines are as follows:
1. Throwing litter out of your vehicle is a Class C misdemeanor, punishable by a fine up to $500.00.
2. For repeat offenders, the penalty is increased to a Class B misdemeanor, punishable by a fine up to $2,000 and up to 180 days in jail.
How can you help?
1. Take personal responsibility - dispose of garbage properly.
2. Model appropriate behavior for others who ride with you by disposing of trash appropriately.
3. Remember that everytime you mess with texas, you mess with josh lowe.
i changed up the last part a little, but its still very much true. STOP BEING TEXAS BLASTPHIEMERS.
i also found this to be interesting...
Examples of Serious Distractions Inside the Vehicle:
- Use of cellular telephone while driving.
- Shaving.
- Applying make-up.
- Reading maps, books, or periodicals.
- Excessive conversation between vehicle occupants.
i diddnt know shaving while driving was an option, but maybe i will try it... | | |
| my sis and brother-n-law just got in town today. they got here right in time for when i was leaving the house. good timing...freaking jerks. my car is broken, and is needing fixin, like always, like every car ive ever owned. story of my life, i swear. after i get it back, and after i pawn all my stuff, i am moving, and things will hopefully be better. lets hope. | | |
| today, march 15th, 2004. marks the one year aniversary of the day i totalled my van in rowlett, texas.
it also is the one year aniversary of the now legendary screaming bloody murder show at living waters that we busted out all the dr. pepper, and lawn chairs during our set. does this ring a bell to anyone? | | |
| some drunk girl stumbled in to rubber gloves last night, and while fishboy was playing, i saw her go up to the front of the crowd, and start to look frantically around for something. she was saying something, but at first i couldnt understand what she was saying cuase she was across the room. then she started making hands motions of a streering wheel, and saying "wheres my driver". fishboy was still in mid song, and she went up to him, and started talking to him while he was still playing. she was really this drunk...then when the song was over, fishboy said "do you want a kiss?" and she was to drunk to comprehend anything that was said anyways, so she just started talking again, but this time everyone could hear her, cause the music had stopped, and i had just begun cracking up luaghing, i couldnt hold back the luaghter. she started yelling " where's my driver? john where are you? i came here from austin texas, and now he left me here. he left me in denton with no way home. john where are you. wheres my driver?" her voice sounded like fran dresser, or whatever her name is. really raspy, and really whiney. then she stumbled out of rubber gloves, just like she came in, and fishboy said a few funny words, and then started playing again. it was the funniest thing ive seen since i saw a really drunk guy give the finger to an ambulance with its siren on. those are the kind of moments in life you just cant forget.
dude your phone's ringing. shut up donny. | | |
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